Ok, so I'm reviving the blog with the hope of becoming one of them fabulously celebrated bloggists you read about on the internets. I will have money, fame, power, glory and, like Artie Lange, someone to load songs on my iPod.
I'm a complete and total idiot. Most of my opinions are borrowed and the rest are just wrong. Really. I'm the guy in that commercial that believes Steely Dan is just one person. Still, it's fun to monitor the depth and height of wrongness I can attain.