Friday, December 19, 2008

Pssst, Over Here

Alright, I know I said I would be blogging again. Turns out that's true, just not here. I mean I tried, it's just that when I fired up the old blogging machine, all that came out was angry bile directed at Sarah Palin, so I quit again.

Fortunately, my friend Hammer Flanagan wouldn't let me stay quit, and he won't let me write about Sarah Palin (unless it's really funny).

Go on over there and read what me and the rest of the knuckleheads have to say. Sometimes it's actually good.

Link to Hammer Flanagan Website
Link straight to the HammerBlog

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Hammer Flanagan The Zombie Movie

We here at Kicked Puppies loves Hammer Flanagan, and not just cause he's a friend of ours.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008


the Idiot loves the Somali pirates who took a Ukrainian ship full of tanks and other weapons. If you're gonna go, go big.

I don't think it's gonna go well for them in the end tho.

Garr, and blast ye scurvy lubber souls.

That's How I Roll

I may well work at the uncoolest place on Earth. Nuf said there, but today I did get a little bright spot when I walked into the employee restroom.

Well, a little back story first
Yesterday I walked into the employee restroom, first thing in the morning, and found a HUGE unflushed turd floating there.
Now, in my coworkers defense, they had tried to flush. I'm not Gil Grissom, but I was able to piece that much together from visible evidence.
From the looks of the racing stripes around the bowl, there had been a fierce struggle and the big boy I was looking at had refused to go down. I dispatched it with a flush and went onto my business, resolved once again, to go have another talk with as soon as I was out of the potty.

Today, nothing so dramatic was awaiting me, but I did happen to notice for the first time (yes, I've been working here for roughly five years- I already fessed up that I'm not Gil Grissom), that the toilet paper dispenser says "ROLLMASTA"

A closer inspection revealed that that it's actually ROLLMASTR, which is not nearly as cool, but hey, it made me smile. That's just how I roll.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Obama Sign TV; You too will be addicted

A story in the WSJ tipped the Mrs. to this story about a kid whose Obama sign kept getting ripped off so he put up a home made sign and a web cam to keep an eye on it. Now he's got a following. Subsequent hijinks ensued. Go read it, then watch the sign with the rest of us. Here's the original site where you can see all the CHAOS chat. (Citizens Hanging Around the Obama Sign)

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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Ok, I'm back for real this time

I came back here today.
I was checkin on my lists of beers I'd tried.
I nearly crapped my pants to find comments waiting for me.
I was so touched, that
like Ozzy Osbourne, I'm back for another tour.

Stay tuned for more hilarity. In the meantime though, enjoy my latest video blog effort;
just click here to see it.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

A Comeback, of sorts.

Ok, so I'm reviving the blog with the hope of becoming one of them fabulously celebrated bloggists you read about on the internets. I will have money, fame, power, glory and, like Artie Lange, someone to load songs on my iPod.