Monday, June 06, 2005

The Summer Blockbuster Reviewed

As a card-carrying member of the Blog community, I know that I have certain responsibilities and duties to uphold, and that one of them is to stay current and offer my honest and insightful reviews of the big news items and current happenings. Every blogger in the universe has probably already weighed in on this one, so I’m a little tardy, I know. (I’d been waiting for my official Blogger card to arrive, anyhow).

So, finally, here’s my review of the movie everyone’s been talking about. I know y’all have been waiting for me to give the 411 on this particular piece of film, because y’all wanna know how a playa with my mad skillz rolls with this one.

Yep, me and the wife finally saw Bad Boys II.


Personally, I thought the movie was funny, though a little over the top. For the two of you who haven’t seen it yet, stop reading because here comes a spoiler: When Will Smith and Martin Lawrence lead a team of commandoes to invade Cuba, I think they may have gone a little far.

Other than that, it was off the chain. They dropped the F bomb at least six hundred times. I’m thinking about getting a copy of the movie just so I can count all the times they went nukular. They must have wrecked six hundred cars too. There were like two or three major car chase scenes and all of them destroyed a pile of phat rides. They must’ve shot like 600 bazillion rounds of ammo. They had their 9mms blazin’ in almost every scene and when they didn’t, they’s blazin’ with Uzi’s and Tek-9s. It was blaxion packed, with my brothers Will and Martin bringing the heat and bringing the laughs. I never saw the first Bad Boys movie, but I was still able to understand the plot, more or less.

Don’t be the last person at the water cooler to see it, tell ‘em Idiot-G sent ya.

3 comments:

Colin Dardis said...

I have a little blog somewhere out there called allthekittenshavecancer. I think you are my spiritual blog name twin!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to wait for the cartoon series to come out.

dorna! said...

Staying right on top of things there, aren't ya? ;7