Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Roberts Will Make a Great Supreme Court Justice!

What the hell is wrong with you people? Julia Roberts will make a great Supreme Court justice! I admit, I've been a little too busy to read the articles about her nomination, just all the headlines that say there's gonna be a big fight to get her approved. Personally, I plan on voting for her when we go to the polls about it this November, because I think she'll make a great justice just based on her movies!

Let's look at her record: Thanks to IMDB for the research

1. Satisfaction (1988)- Didn't see it
2. Baja Okhlahoma (1988)- Didn't see it, but it shows she knows all about the Oklahoma Baha!
3. Mystic Pizza (1988)- Didn't see it, but I think that people liked this movie.
4. Steel Magnolias (1989)- Uh, it turns out I've not seen many of her movies after all.
5. Pretty Woman (1990)- Ah-ha! I saw this one! Judging by this movie, Roberts will be half of a two justice hooker-friendly voting block (with Justice Thomas).
6. Flatliners, Sleeping with the Enemy (1990, 1991) I saw both of these but have forgotten what they're about as well as the fact she was in them.
7. Hook (1991) Saw this one. She was Tinkerbell, which means she's in favor of animated women in skimpy costumes. This is a Supreme Court nominee I can back fully.
8. (There were a whole bunch of her movies from 1991-2002 that I either didn't see, (Notting Hill, Runaway Bride) didn't like (The Pelican Brief, The Mexican) or forgot she was in (Michael Collins, Ocean's Eleven, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind). Let's just say that this body of work shows that she's a hard worker, and leave it there.
9. Erin Brockovich (200o) Yeah, I know, it's supposed to be great, but I didn't see it. I know enough of the story to know she'd make a great justice based on all the acting she did in this movie. I mean, I think it's even got something to do with the law, so she's halfway there already!
10. Yeah, she's got other movies too. I don't think I've seen them.

Also, she was married to Lyle Lovett, who is a super cool human.

I think I've made my case pretty clearly, Julia Roberts will make a great Supreme Court Justice, stop the silly debating and join me in voting for her in November!

5 comments:

Lesser_Lumpkin said...

I have every intention of voting for Roberts. Together we shall hold the banner high. For the record I believe she was a law student in The Pelican Brief there by furthering her nomination.

Sounds like you almost see as few movies as the Lumpy.

The Lumpy

TheAce0804 said...

Not to mention that she's got awesome lips.. that always helps you get ahead in the government.

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