Fortunately, it wasn't Fluffy that kept me away from the keyboard, or I'd be really mad at y'all. Instead, it was vacation. The Idiots packed up the VistaCruiser and took off on a ski trip. Mrs. Idiot, who is new to the world of Winter Recreation, had some choice words that she threatened to share with y'all, so I'll just report for the rest of us: it was a lot of fun to get back on the slopes.
When I wasn't skiing or walking around complaining about sore muscles as a result of skiing, I was watching the Olympics. I thought that NBC's week one coverage was good, but was very disappointed with their week two coverage. I mean, they spent a LOT of time covering the story of the relationship between American speed skaters Shani Davis and Chad Hedrick, but they spent almost no time covering the relationship between Chad Hedrick and Chad Hedrick's teeth. Have you seen these things?
Chad Hedrick- It's like whoever assembled this guy misread
the label and stuck "XL" teeth in a "M" face.
In other Olympic news, I was happy to see the U.S. Men's Curling team finally bring home a medal. The women were awful, but the Johnson sisters are cute as buttons so I'm ok with their performance. (I should note that in my curling preview I suggested that the women should try curling in the nude against Italy and Great Britain. Since then, Kicked Puppies has had at least 600 people come here after searching for "Cassie Johnson nude.")
Well, I had more Olympic thoughts, and a whole epic poem I'd written about last night's Villanova- University of Cincinnati game, but Mrs Idiot is breathing down my neck to get at the computer, Fluffy X wants to have a talk with me about our "vacation is a time to let the cats fend for themselves" philosophy, and I think that they might be showing curling highlights, so, for the last time in Torino- gotta go, curling's on.
8 comments:
phew, i'm off the hook since i commented on fluffy x. i figured you were consumed by the flying tomato and the wild curlers........
now there's a name for a rockband...flying tomato and the wild curlers. don't you wish you thought of that!
i dunno, i'm thinking we have more ideas for tattoos in this too....hhmmm
Are you kidding? Are you kidding? I post on your comments all the time, but when was the last time you read MY blog?!!!!
You need to think about that.
So there!!!
Still your loyal (sniveling) slave.
PCM
HA! You thought I didn't know how to use the computer, didn't you?
They were all infidels. DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
Fluffy X
pussy cat terrorists?
the olympic games?
yawnish!
I thought I was gonna hear more about
chuck norris on this blog.
of course, most people think my blog is
pretty damn boring...
I was respecting the cultural differences and sovereignty of Idiotville.
Glad you are back and well.
Entertain me now, dammit!
don't do olympics, are those teeth REAL?!
Thanks for the post, I don't feel so unloved and abused now... I still love Fluffy best, though!
Your devoted slave,
PCM
You were gone? Really? Damn, I'll have to start paying attention some day.
Aw I'm so sorry I wasn't around to miss you but I was sort of 'gone' myself.
One question - and I might just have nightmares about this - please tell me the mouth in that picture was photoshopped! Please.
I hadn't noticed them being quite so APPARENT (being nice) when I watched him at the Olympics.
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