Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Bag Balm Anyone?

In honor of my chapped lips, I present you with this:

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.
The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.
"Howdy, stranger..."
"Howdy, Sheriff..."
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss right on the horse's ass. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on, Mister..."
"Sheriff?"
"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"
"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."
"And that cures them?"

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."

10 comments:

lime said...

LMAO!!!! I am so glad i was not drinking anything when i read this. i surely would have spewed it onthe screen!

Jodes said...

yeah I read that a couple months ago. Still funny stuff.

3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) said...

LMAO!!! My dad will love that one! (He owns 4 horses) I'm going to steal that one if it's OK with you? :-)

3T
PS. Try some Blistex medicated lip balm. Clears them up faster then chap stick, and soothes them as well. I never go anywhere w/o it, this time of year.

barefoot_mistress said...

LOL EW.......

Ariella said...

ack
spth
ack!
gross, but funny

The Village Idiot said...

Absolutely, i claim no original authorship here, it's an old joke, tried and true!

Mama Duck said...

I'll have to try that now that I'm living in The Land of Zero Humidity and Runny Noses.

snavy said...

OMG!! LMFAO!!!

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