Monday, December 05, 2005

NFL Name of the Week

This week's great NFL name is Earthwind Moreland. He is no longer in the NFL, and I believe his position on the Patriots is now filled by Randy Gay. (I'm not making that name up either). Yes, he was named for his mother's favorite musical act, Earth, Wind and Fire

Given the injuries in the Patriots secondary this season, and the fact that we've allowed such great names as Ty Law and Lawyer Milloy to go to other teams, we may need to get Earthwind back from NFL Europe or wherever he's gone. I heard that this "Shining Star" needed to "Getaway" in "September" (Ok, I'm now totally out of Earth Wind and Fire songs).

Rock On, Earthwind!

6 comments:

Jodes said...

does he go by earth or windy for short/nickname.

Wiccachicky said...

What happened to Fire? His mama got somethin' against fire? Or did Earthwindfire sound a little too much like his Native American name?

lime said...

randy gay's parents shoudl be taken out and flogged. egads

the_mrs said...

Earth, Wind & Fure was a bit before my time...

Ariella said...

I still like last week's name better, and he was kicking ass tonight!
Take THAT, Eagles!

Sassy said...

Hey!! The Eagles only look like that because Donovan is out. I did turn it off after the third touchdown though...I can only take so much of a beating at one time.

*bangs Eagles-toboggan-covered head on desk*