Irie, Bredrin n Sistren, wha’ppun?
Yah mon, the Idiot Family wen fi Jamdown fo Christmas, mi naa wrap up. (Dat wicked, nuh?) We stay inna stoosh place in Mobay. Dey nuh odda way, see it? We jus come off di ironbud lasnight. Reespek.
Santa brought us white sandy beaches for Christmas
For the benefit of the white people, I just said something to the effect that the Idiot Family went to Jamaica for Christmas, where we stayed in a very nice villa in Montego Bay. (We just got back last night). A good time was had by all, and I'll be writing more about it once I recover from the culture shock. (We left Montego Bay with temps in the 80's and flew into a snowstorm in Boston). On the bright side, Dunkin Donuts seems to have survived the week without me.
So, cease n Sekkle, Bredrin n Sistren, evrting irie.
Jah Guide, mon.