When I'm king, the behavior described in this news story will be punishable by death.
I'll be having no poo-loafs in the kingdom.
Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
DALLAS - A taxi driver is on trial for allegedly tainting baked items at the grocery store by sprinkling dried feces on the food. Prosecutors have store surveillance videotapes of two alleged incidents in July.
Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is charged with two felony counts of tampering with consumer products.
Customers had complained that the fresh-baked items smelled and tasted like manure.
The defendant, who allegedly had a beef with the store over the way he'd been treated, faces punishment ranging from probation, to two to 20 years in prison.
A measly two years? For "tainting"?
You people so need me as your king.