When I'm King I will be hiring the young man in question, when he's of age, to be my official "purchaser of lottery tickets and roller of dice" because he has to be the luckiest little &$?% on Earth.
[Editor's Note: at this point, Mrs Village Idiot scolded the author for quite some time. He now admits that everything about this story is wrong and promises not to be titilated by it anymore].
4 comments:
Go Mrs Idiot, sic 'em!
LMAO! If it's any consolation, Mr. 3T agrees with your original assessment. I, on the other hand, agree whole-heartedly with Mrs. Village Idiot. ;-)
3T
Perhaps Mrs Idiot would be appeased if you used her mug shot instead of the one you chose...
Hey, I'm with badaunt here. After looking at the mugshot, she could be one of any number of floozie ne'er-do-wells in a line up.
Still, the attraction of the older woman to an impressionable stud is one that would be difficult to subdue.
(good call, Mrs. Village Idiot)
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