Ok, here we go. You wanted a half-nekkid idiot...
As a few of you know, I'm running for King of the World. To get there, and then to do a good job when I'm elected, I'll need to surround myself with smart people. Thus, I'm jumping on the Half Nekkid Thursday bandwagon to get the attention of its creator, Osbasso.
I mean here's a guy who managed to get people nekkid, and then get them to go to his blog and tell him they're nekkid. This is a guy I need in my cabinet. Plus, he apparently plays trombone, and there's nothing like a wicked trombone solo in the background while you're planning world conquest.
If you click on the picture above, you'll find that Half-Nekkid Thursday is more about being part of a community of bloggers than about actually getting too nekkid. One of my favorite examples is here from Barefoot Mistress a week or so ago. Of course, 3T used her blog for a gratuitous shot of her magnificent boobies and it wasn't even Half Nekkid Thursday, so you never know what kinda trouble you'll find on the interweb. (When you get there, click on the words "Stumble On" to see them, they're really worth the trip!)
So, with that said, here goes:
a picture of my Blogging Blood Blister:
Ok, so actually I got it splitting wood, but a blogging injury sounds better.
*The Village Idiot condones nekkidness, except in the case of inappropriate nekkidness, which would especially include, of course, his knuckleheaded children. If either of you are viewing this blister right now, avert your eyes immediately, turn off the computer, and then go clean your room, it's probably a mess. I expect you will stay fully dressed, on the internet and otherwise, until you're at least 35, at which time you're free to date, assuming you've already established a career capable of supporting your mother and I. Now go clean your room, I mean it, and no more visiting sleazy websites like this one.