Then, I found this. Physicists wasting their time figuring out the physics behind Cowtipping instead of developing a way for all of us to have our own Jennifer Anniston.

Come on. Scientists of the world unite. It's time to use your powers for good!
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4 comments:
lol, coming from dairy country i gotta say i find this immensely useful information. hehehehe
hahahahaha - having actually gone cow tipping many times in my youth, that's pretty damn funny. We didn't care HOW the cow fell over, just as long as it did, and didn't chase us.
I love the ignobel awards, given to scientists who find the most useless way to spend research dollars.
Former winners include:
researchers who showed Star Wars to locust,
researchers who determined swimming through syrup is the same as swimming water, among others.
I so missed my calling.
While I myself have never been cowtipping, the teenagers here enjoy this activity on dark coutry nights. Moving here from the city 13 years ago, I thought this cow tipping was a rural myth....oh but no, it's not! They really do it.....crazy little shits!
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