On behalf of all the hetero men of America, I would like to send a most sincere thank you to Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley. You two have restored my faith in the goodness of this world.
The Mugshots. Not bad for 3:00am
Ms. Thomas and Ms. Keathley are the former NFL Cheerleaders who were arrested after allegedly getting amorous with each other in the bathroom stall of a Tampa Bay bar. That alleged action was followed by an alleged altercation with other bar patrons who were upset that the two women had used a stall for that purpose when others had to pee.
Yes. That's Right.
For men, this story is the rough equivalent of learning that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy all exist, and that they're actually very hot women who love to watch football.
I mean, for quite some time I tried to tell my wife that this is how cheerleaders, supermodels, sorority girls, nurses, and several other large swaths of the female species behave, only to be rebuffed with "No, they don't. Shut up and grow up." Eventually, Mrs. Idiot's total conviction that the only place on the planet where coeds have pillow fights in their underwear, where cheerleaders can't even wait to get home, and where supermodels pick up Idiots off the street, was in my increasingly dimming imagination. Now, happily, Renee and Angela have allegedly given us all hope.
So, on behalf of all of us, thank you ladies.