I borrowed this from The Onion because those people over there are so funny they make me want to cry. If you don't read The Onion once in a while, you should.
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6 comments:
I don't know, the extra hour sleep looks mighty attractive from my perspective.
;-)3T
I always forget to turn the damn word verification back on. well, at least i can make money now.
(trudges off to turn word verification back on)
the idiot
LOL, The Onion rocks!
Hey ! Thank you for the kind comment you left on my blog reguarding my papaw and also for saying a prayer for me during the storms ! :)
The Onion used to be based in Madison where, you can imagine, there is no lack of strange shit to talk about.
Now they're in boring old NYC. Like what's go great about NY?
The Onion is faboo, love it love it love it!
Their headline after 9/11
"Holy Fucking Shit!"
Then an interview with the hijackers in hell, they were all confused because they were not in paradise surrounded by dark eyed virgins.
Classic stuff!
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